Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
I don’t give a shit about grand gestures or flowers at my door, I just want your teeth across my neck and my lips pressed to the small of your back, I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.
Still waiting for my change…
pft, nah dude. you gave me that money, it’s mine. :P
6 days until we move! fuuuuuuuckin stoked man, it’s gonna be so awesome having a place to ourselves and be able to have people over whenever the fuck we want! my brother just moved to Portland so now he can come down and visit and stay the week or whatever and I’m so jacked! I haven’t seen him in over a year and we’re gonna have so much fun hangin out like we used to!!
Everyone else can fuck off because I only want you. I only wanna be wanted by you.
you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships
you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you
you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving
you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself
(Source: , via fuckyeahtherealkiki)
Good advice(via firmmaster)
Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex.